Katy Perry Thinks Sex Magic Will Save Her Marriage
Katy Perry thinks that she's quite the complicated lady in the sack, isn't she? She married a former sex addict and then thinks that her "secrets and magic tricks" will work. Isn't that like bragging about awesome cocktail-making skills when you're married to someone in AA?
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Katy Perry said that she makes things work by adding her magic moves to the bedroom schedule.
"I have secrets and magic tricks, of course," Katy described. "I can't share them because then you'd all know. But let's just say I'm not shy. And I never wear sweats. Ever."
Katy's taken a page from Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynold's breakup and said that she always tries to find time for her and Russell Brand to bond.
"I also make sure we have time. We're both busy but this is a huge part of my life," Katy said.
"I call the shots on my schedule. I put in breaks. There are weekends for Russ and weekends for me and my friends. Neither of us ever wants to lose ourself or the other in fame.".
I have been married for five years, which isn't a looong time, but it's longer than Katie's months-long marriage. I can confidently say that if you pride yourself on never wearing sweatpants, you will go insane. If your guy can't handle you relaxing at home, then it's probably time to rethink how you've arranged things. If not, get some jeans with the highest percentage of Lycra available.
I'd be lying if I said that I wasn't interested in Katy Perry's magic tricks, though.