All hail the King?

No, that wasn't a typo. Remember when Spencer Pratt claimed he wanted to legally change his name to King Spencer Pratt? Well, now he kind of has. And for only $23 at that. Oh, and to make matters worse, Spencer now also owns a music company.

Yup, Spencer Pratt paid $23 for the naming rights to his new company, King Spencer Music. Hopefully, now that Spencer is King, he can bring us more music like Heidi Montag's. After all, I don't think our ears were bleeding quite enough.

Honestly though, what kind of musician would go to Spencer to try to make it in their music career? Only the ones like Heidi who are going absolutely nowhere. And want to make a music video that involves rolling around on a beach wearing a bikini.

In the meantime, Heidi is working on becoming a poet! You really must read her first poem, which starts off with: "Spencer my love my heart my King/You are the world and my everything/I love you more than I could ever express/Especially when I have been such a mess." Wow, wow, wow. There really are no words to describe how horrible that poem is.

Gosh, it seems like these two are just trying to do everything these days. I think Spencer and Heidi should probably just focus on their quest to become famous because let's face it, Heidi as a poet and Spencer as a music industry expert? Not a chance.

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