Kris Jenner's Secret Music Video Is An '80s Sensation [VIDEO]

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Jenner's "I Love My Friends" Is Added To The Kardashian Legacy

Kris Jenner may be an omnipotent spin-guru, but there are some things even she can't hide in PR smoke. Thanks to the miracle that is the Internet, a music video of Jenner has surfaced, and it's worse than anything Rebecca Black can concoct.

To mark her 30th birthday celebrations, Jenner -- with the help of O.J. Simpson, Robert Kardashian, and Lawrence Schiller -- created an amazingly horrible music video, "I Love My Friends," to the tune of Randy Newman's "I Love L.A."

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The enthralling lyrics come courtesy of Kourtney, Kim and Khloe themselves, with such gems as "We're big on car pool, Judith Leiber, Bible study, Cheesecake Factory." The entire thing is a car-wreck you're unable to tear your eyes from, with the video going on for a vomit-inducing four minutes (one and a half minutes of which is dedicated to a montage with Jenner sporadically chirping "I love my friends").

The video -- which begins with Jenner rocking an '80s t-shirt, and working a treadmill with no pants -- was directed by Schiller, who was more famously known for penning the book American Tragedy, a story about O.J. Simpson's trial and his legal dream team.

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In all fairness, bad clothing and singing aside, Jenner looks pretty gorgeous in the uncovered footage. She's like a more natural, less make-up plastered, version of her superstar daughters.

For your viewing pleasure, you can watch the entire thing below. You can also check out Kim Kardashian's short musical debut; although it's nowhere near as good as Jenner's convertible driving in the L.A. sunshine masterpiece.