Kristen Stewart: Robert Pattinson Likes to Lick My Armpits
He Used to Like to Lick Them, Anyway …
Remember how people used to wish the aloof Kristen Stewart would cough up even the smallest details about her life with boyfriend and Twilight movie co-star Robert Pattinson? Be careful what you wish for, Twihards …
As British Vogue continues to tease its October cover story and interview with Stewart -- an interview that happened before the infamous cheating scandal and subsequent breakup -- the magazine released a snippet with Stewart revealing one of Pattinson's little habits: he liked to make a love snack of her armpits.
"I love the way he smells. And him me," Stewart told British Vogue (via Celebitchy). "Like, he loves to lick under my armpits. I don't get this obsession with washing the smell off. That smell of someone you love -- don't you think that's the whole point?"
The whole point is making us unable to eat lunch for the next few hours as we try to forget about the idea of sweaty movie stars treating each other's armpits like popsicles, maybe. This would be a good time for one of those flashy-thingy memory erasers from Men in Black.
But back to Stewart, she also told the magazine, "My God, I'm so in love with my boyfriend. I wish he were here now. I think I want to have his babies."
Well, armpit lickin' isn't going to get that job done, sister.
Of course, sadly, it's all moot now anyway, as Stewart and Pattinson have been kaput since her fling with her married Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, a fling that was captured in photos by the media she rants against in British Vogue.
"They're all f***ing nuts," she says. "It changes every day. This whole, am I fashionable, am I not? Am I going out with my boyfriend, am I not? There's never one constant. Of course it's seductive and important, what people think about you, but you can't pay attention. They can say what they want."