Lady GaGa Would Like Your Attention, Please

Someone find this lady a shirt!

So Lady GaGa met Paris Hilton last night, but that's not the news we want to alert you of. It's her amazing inability to dress herself.

We love the Lady and her rockin' bod, but there are better ways to show off your creativity and still flaunt what you got without plain leaving your shirt at home. But to be totally fair, perhaps she didn't forget her shirt. Maybe there's a different explanation, such as:

- The club was too hot, and she removed her oppressive top so as to not be caught with pit-stains.

- Some unfortunate soul spilled a cosmo on her blouse, and Lady GaGa is such a humanitarian that she gave the girl the shirt off her own back.

- The Lady is promoting a new line of bras, the proceeds of which all go to help those without bras (*cough* Paris *cough*).

- Her trainer told her if she doesn't keep her abs exposed at all times, people will think even the most minor ripple in her shirt means she's preggo.

Hey! These could all be true!