Levi Johnston Didn't Go Full Frontal

Courtesy of INFDaily.com

Levi Johnston's Playgirl Drama

Levi Johnston did not reveal his hockey stick to the cameras, said Playgirl, dashing many a woman's hopes to stare at the frontal full monty in their soon-published spread. Why were we getting so many "meaty" updates from Tank Jones, Levi's manager, if he didn't end up delivering the goods?

It sounds like it was just a case of creative necessity, because while Levi Johnston did get fully naked, the cameras skirted around a shot of his nether regions for more tantalizing, artistic angles. Oooh, classy!

"Although Playgirl is ecstatic with the footage of the Levi Johnston shoot, and viewers are going to be pleased and surprised, Levi did not go completely full frontal, as was suggested by his camp a few weeks ago," Playgirl rep Daniel Nardicio told the tabs.

"Levi looks great in the shoot, and was a consummate professional, and we look forward to releasing the photos very soon."

While Levi was going to "rock our world" with his fully nude frontal as Tank suggested, I suppose that it's not entirely necessary to show us everything. Even Levi Johnston's got to keep a little mystery!

Will you be looking out for Levi Johnston's Playgirl posing? Since Tank Jones is insisting that Levi snuck in a full frontal or two, I think I will be taking a peek... guiltily, of course.