Lindsay Lohan is a Gun-Licking Nun in New 'Machete' Poster
But she got excluded from the trailer.
Lindsay Lohan likes her guns. In recently released posters for the upcoming action flick Machete from Robert Rodriguez, the actress gets up close and personal with some fire-arms.
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In the image, Lohan caresses a lengthy gun with her tongue underneath the words "Lindsay Lohan as The Sister." The poster touts the embattled young actress's role as "a socialite with a penchant for guns."
The unofficial posters for the upcoming B-movie extravaganza (posted by EmpireOnline.com) show a number of the film's stars sporting their own firepower -- Robert De Niro with two mean-looking pistols; Michelle Rodriguez in an eye-patch and leather bra holding an assault rifle; The film's star, Danny Trejo, with a jacket full of machete blades; Steven Seagal with a Samurai sword.
The film follows a renegade former Mexican Federali (the incomparable Danny Trejo) who finds himself double-crossed after agreeing to assassinate a U.S. Senator. Now he's on the run and out to clear his name, while blowing up everything in between.
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Yes, it couldn't be anymore bad-ass.
Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan herself may have to miss out on the promotional activities. The 24-year-old is set to begin a 90-day jail sentence after violating her parole, which may interefere with Machete's opening on October 28th.
She even got snubbed in the film's official trailer. Check it out below.


