Lindsay Lohan's Hijinks Will Never End
"Sober" doesn't mean "house arrest."
Lindsay Lohan seems to be enjoying the scrutiny of the press, because she's getting more attention than she's used to, and that makes her feel special. Good for her, but she might want to stop driving for a while if she wants to stay out of jail.
People were starting to think that Lindsay was on the straight and narrow, and that she wouldn't be pulling any of her usual stuff. So wrong-- she's still a bad driver even when she's not partaking in illegal substances! Celebitchy found Fame Pictures' description of what went down this weekend:
"Lindsay was reportedly driv[ing] at high speeds in her Maserati going about 120, blowing through stop signs and red lights. Finally the cops caught up to her but let her go with out a ticket, the photographers [were] not so lucky."
What's more is that Lindsay was leaving the Chateau Marmont and looks like she's already gotten some fillers back in her kisser. And just when she was starting to act normal/look good! The shenanigans are beginning, folks..
Let's take a stab at what Lindsay will try next. We think that she'll be busted for another traffic issue soon, since she's driving a hot new Maserati. As for the other hijinks? Possibly some unpaid bills at the Chateau Marmont, a few more gritty roles, and something where she accidentally flashes her breast. Let's see if we're right!