Lose Your Pants Aboard The Pineapple Express

Deep talks...some more nonsensical than others...at theaters today.

Get your girlie-girl or man-boy on at the movies

Grab your Cheetos and Big Gulp and hop on the Pineapple Express. Super stoner Dale (Seth Rogen) ends up in a world of trouble when he drops his roach at a murder scene. Afraid the special strain of herb, called Pineapple Express, will be traced back to him, Dale enlists the help of his always baked botanist (drug dealer and creator of the Pineapple Express), Saul (the delightfully chilled-out James Franco). Trying to outpace the murderers (Gary Cole and Rosie Perez), their weed-paranoia, and imminent death, the blazed boys rack up a bong-full of funnies.

Then, the ladies of the pants return in The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2. It's been three years since Amber Tamblyn, America Ferrera, Blake Lively, and Alexis Bledel traded stories (and bottoms), and in that time America and Blake have rocketed to super-star status with Alexis hot on their heels. Grab your girls for this one.