Madonna Shoots Down J-Lo, Seacrest And Kanye

Madonna thinks Jennifer Lopez wants to copy her, Seacrest wants to date her and Kanye needs her advice.

Madonna's doing a lot of press to promote her new album and DVD collections both entitled Celebrate and her film Filth and Wisdom. All three hit shelves on September 29, and since then, Madonna's out making media waves.

Last week when David Letterman asked Madonna if she'll ever marry again, she said she'd rather get hit by a train. She went on to tell reporters that Jennifer Lopez gave her dirty looks at one of her concerts, and that J-Lo had been sporting a ponytail that Madonna found distracting. "Whenever artists come to see my show, they're studying me," she said, indicating that other female stars want to jack her moves.

But don't make any moves if you're Ryan Seacrest. Madonna laughed telling him last week, "Honey, you're kind of old for me," referencing her 22-year-old boyfriend Jesus Luz. And when a reporter asked Madonna what she thought of Kanye West's faux pas on the VMAs, she called him "a bit impulsive." She said, "I would've given him a good talking to. He needs to put a lid on it. I do think he's very talented but he gets confused sometimes."

Good thing there's Madonna to remind stars how to be perfect. With the Letterman extortion and affair scandal that exploded on Thursday, maybe they should schedule another chat for next week...