Madonna and Jesus - Risen Again!

WWJD?

He has risen indeed.

It seems Madge has found Jesus...again. The 50-year-old pop star and her 22-year-old man were spotted lunching in NYC yesterday. Were they catching up with Whitney Port? Paying Chuck Bass a visit? There to work up a sweat climbing Lady Liberty?

All I can say is this - Her Madjesty can certainly handle her men. Just last weekend she spent a lazy lover's vacay in the Hamptons with on again, off again slugger A Rod. And now she's gettin' steamy with a shaggy-haired Jesus.

And while I understand what Madonna sees in this man - Hello, he's sex on a stick - I can't understand how Jesus pulls it together and pretends to be interested in Madge's wrinkly old lady bits.

I guess rent is expensive and in this economy, no one really has the right to be picky. Right?

On that note, rumor has it that thanks to his relations with the un-virgin, Young J.C. is now commanding more than $100,000 dollars for modeling gigs that used to earn him $225 bucks. Can you say upgrade?! That's quite a paycheck!

Hey Madge, I didn't really mean what I said before about your withering youth. Are you free next weekend?

I need a raise.