Man Impaled By French Fry [Video]

Not a very happy meal.

New Show Debuts On Discovery This Saturday

Being stabbed is not fun. But if it HAD to happen, I think I would want it to be with a French fry. Check out this crazy video of a man who got impaled by crispy crunchy goodness.

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Fried food is already unhealthy, but for one poor man it almost resulted in a painful death. In the clip below, a terrifying incident is reenacted in which a fellow named Craig was almost killed by a wayward French fry.

The video is from the Discovery Fit & Health channel's new show I Was Impaled (premiering this Saturday at 10 p.m.), which is exactly as gruesomely awesome as it sounds: bizarre stories of people impaling themselves in all sorts of freaky ways.

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As for Craig, the fast food snack ripped into his esophagus, possibly causing the contents of his gut to leak into his chest cavity. Click here to watch the video and find out what happens.