The face of a champion.

It's just part of his training.

Michael Phelps' exploits as of late have garnered him some pretty bad press. But the Olympic swimmer's latest endeavors have him off the drugs and into the arms of strippers.

Theresa White, a Baltimore pole-worker, told a British newspaper about her physical relationship with Phelps in all its lengthy detail.

According to White, her and some friends went over to Phelps house for a little party, when things got wacky and a group of them ended up in his bedroom. "The sex lasted for about three hours," she said. "Michael should get another Olympic gold for marathon love-making."

But the deets didn't end there. While White may have been impressed with his bed-side capabilities, she was not too thrilled about his living style.

His house is stocked with "candy and a fridge full of beer," and he likes to "chew tobacco like a sailor. It's disgusting. All over his house are plastic bottles that he spits it into."

Who knows, maybe this slob-style and all its requisite activities are just some unorthodox training regimen. I mean, who needs coaches when you got broads and Budweiser?

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