Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Got Married

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Random!

Is Orlando Bloom so into his girl that he felt like he had to secure his incredible luck? The actor was engaged to Miranda Kerr in June, but that wasn't good enough--they got married just a month after they got engaged. Zooom! Fast track.

The whole thing seems fishy, but maybe it's just me. Miranda Kerr, 27, and Orlando Bloom, 33, have denied baby rumors, but they rushed off in the middle of Miranda's promotional duties with Australian department store David Jones. As a result, Miranda tried to wedge the name of her employers into her press release as often as possible. Behold:

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''We have been trying to plan this for some time and unfortunately the only window of opportunity for our honeymoon fell at the same time as the David Jones fashion launch. David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together.''

David Jones confirmed that Kerr won't be acting as a "fashion ambassador at the show this year, with Senior Buyer Collette Garnsey saying "Given the exciting news that Miranda and Orlando have recently wed and will be enjoying their honeymoon together, Miranda unfortunately will not be with us."

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Are you with me on the randomness? Like Miranda and Orlando couldn't schedule something farther down the line and clear their schedules? Why now if Miranda's not pregnant, as they claim, and they were only engaged for a short period? So many questions! Flip through our Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom slideshow, friends!

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