Naked In Death: Coffin Maker Creates Calendar With Nude Models [NSFW]
Calendar Criticized By Catholics
If you're going to be reminded of your mortality, it might as well come with some boobs. A Polish coffin company is releasing a full 12-month calendar that helps you count down the days with pictures of naked women posing on their containers.
Lindner, purveyor of fine Polish coffins, has released four straight calendars that showcase its best designs between the legs of beautiful women. And this year's version goes even more au naturale.
"For this calendar we came back to nature, which we express with perfect harmony between Lindner coffins and natural wood, blue sea, red flowers, green fields and beauty of the female body," the company said in a statement.
Of course, not everyone wants a final resting place with a naked chick grinding on top of it. Poland's Catholics are up in arms over the calendar. They say it's offensive, and that it blurs the line between sex and death.
But isn't that the point? Because there's nothing like a beautiful woman to make you forget you're going to die, especially when you're shopping for a place to do it.
Check out some other entries in the classy calendar below..