New Golf Balls with Tiger Woods' Mistress Faces

Tiger ex fears product condones violence against women.

Again with the awesome Tiger Woods innuendos. The latest is that his mistresses' faces will be stuck on balls -- golf balls, that is, and Tiger's porn star ex finds the product hard to swallow.

Apparently Joslyn James isn't a fan of faces being smacked around with golf clubs. (Where was she the night of November 27 when Elin Nordegren got her hands on Tiger's wedge?!) Joslyn James has remained one of Tiger Woods' quietest former flings to date, but now she's lawyered up with high-powered feminist attorney Gloria Allred (who has represented lots of other Tiger mistresses in the scandal's wake) to demand that the balls get sacked.

Allred and James are said to be holding a press conference at noon L.A. time Wednesday afternoon. Stay with LimeLife for more updates...and more delicious Tiger Woods puns.

As Tiger's mistresses continue to march the media walk of shame, a report about his wife Elin Nordegren has come out, revealing what's behind her weight loss since Tiger's transgressions made the press.

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