Octuplet Momma Wants to Buy a Million Dollar House?!

She's always smiling...

Someone give this lady a book deal already and maybe she'll go far, far away!

In news of the "ugh,": Octuplet-spewing mom, Nadya Suleman, has been a confirmed by a "source" at real estate company, Century 21, as an interested buyer for a $1.24 million house in Whittier, CA. Sigh. What is she doing, trying to kill the frothing masses by giving them all coronaries with this news?

All the viewings of the house in question, which has 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms and a pool, had been canceled today by the real estate agent when Suleman expressed interest in a private viewing. Apparently, she brought in a camera crew from a major TV show - our sources say ET - for an interview on the grounds of the million dollar home.

I thought that you needed a job to buy a house now? Or at least not have a $200,000+ eviction process hanging over your head? Have banks and real estate agents learned nothing from the slippery decline in home values and bubbled mortgages? Even Dubai isn't selling property like it's going out of style anymore, so you know there's trouble.

Besides, with 14 kids and only 3 bedrooms (because you KNOW she'd keep one for herself), that's practically like living like sardines. Just buy a few double-wides and knock down the walls, Nadya. Cheaper and you'll always be able to expand when the next litter is due.