Paris Hilton's Dysfunctional Relationship

Paris Hilton must not be able to survive without drama in her life 24/7. That's the only explanation we can think of for why the socialite hasn't dumped Doug Reinhardt yet.

TMZ reported that the toxic couple had another "event" early yesterday morning. Neighbors (who already hate Paris because of her frequent loud parties) called the cops to complain of "drunk people arguing." An eyewitness said that Paris was in her driveway screaming "don't go" to Doug, who was in his car about to leave. After successfully waking up the entire neighborhood, Doug finally got out of his car. The two then shoved each other around a bit before eventually heading back inside. The police called to the scene spoke to Paris, but left soon after.

This isn't the first time the neighbors have had to call the cops on Paris and Doug. Back in May, they arrived to investigate a screaming match between the two, and were forced to jump the fence when the "lovebirds" refused to open the front gate.

Of course, the most disturbing incident between Paris and Doug happened on Halloween, when Doug was photographed choking Paris in her car, after she got upset that he threw her phone out the window.

Although many of us have been guilty of wanting to smack Paris around a bit, there really is no excuse for physical violence-especially from someone who is supposed to love you. (Even Perez Hilton knows that!) When is Paris going to kick this loser to the curb? Does Rihanna need to have a chat with her?

Written by: Becky Broderick for YourTango.

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