Paula Leaving American Idol for Cheerleading?

Lock your doors. Bolt your windows. Abdul's on the attack.

Perturbed Paula is lashing out at the producers of American Idol. The AI judge, who has spent the better part of the week spewing crazy about her stalker situation not getting enough attention, is now saying she's seriously considering leaving the show. How seriously? A source close to Abdul says, “She’s all but done.”

The source went on to say that Paula doesn't need American Idol. Why? Because she has other projects in the works, like her very own jewelry line and Rah! Paula Abdul's Cheerleading Bowl (set to air on MTV). Well, yeah, that makes total sense. Tacky jewelry and cheerleading are just what Paula needs to revamp her image.

The American Idol camp says they are prepared for Paula's departure. If they can send her off with a BeDazzler, a Pomeranian, and a lifetime supply of Wet 'n' Wild Pink Ice lipstick she'll be all set.