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Penis Envy? The 9 Most Bizarre Animal Penises [ PHOTOS!]

In Love & Sex by , on Sunday, June 24, 2012, 6:00 AM (PDT)
animals
Whatever you do, girl, do NOT turn around.
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Dolphins Have Creepy Hand-Like Penises

On humans, the penis is not a particularly handsome organ. But on some animals it can be downright terrifying. Here are a few of the weirdests members of members of the animal kingdom.

animals
Sea Turtle
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animals
Argentine Blue Duck
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animals
Dolphin
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Read: Introducing Penis Leggings

Sea Turtles - Leatherback sea turtles are champions of the deep, especially when it comes to their massive reptilian dongs. A turtle's penis -- which ends in a split head that shoots semen in four different directions -- can "grow" almost four feet long.

Argentine Bluebird Ducks - This South American fowl has a foul penis that takes the shape of a corkscrew and, when extended, is longer than the bird's entire body.

Dolphins - These intelligent mammals are the pervs of the ocean, all thanks to their hand-like penises that they use for both sex and to feel out strange objects. So if you notice a dolphin humping a dock pier or something, pay no mind. He's just looking around.

Read: Lady Gaga Wore A Prosthetic Penis As Joe Calderone

Warehouse Pirate Bugs - The crown for worst penis of all time goes to this little creature, who uses his razor sharp dagger penis to cut a hole into the female's body and ejaculate into the wound. Needless to say, she usually dies right after childbirth.

To check out more bizarre and terrifying animal weenies, head to TheWeek.com

animals
Warehouse Pirate Bug
.

 

animals
Whatever you do, girl, do NOT turn around.
.

 

Dolphins Have Creepy Hand-Like Penises

On humans, the penis is not a particularly handsome organ. But on some animals it can be downright terrifying. Here are a few of the weirdests members of members of the animal kingdom.

animals
Sea Turtle
.

 

animals
Argentine Blue Duck
.

 

animals
Dolphin
.

 

Read: Introducing Penis Leggings

Sea Turtles - Leatherback sea turtles are champions of the deep, especially when it comes to their massive reptilian dongs. A turtle's penis -- which ends in a split head that shoots semen in four different directions -- can "grow" almost four feet long.

Argentine Bluebird Ducks - This South American fowl has a foul penis that takes the shape of a corkscrew and, when extended, is longer than the bird's entire body.

Dolphins - These intelligent mammals are the pervs of the ocean, all thanks to their hand-like penises that they use for both sex and to feel out strange objects. So if you notice a dolphin humping a dock pier or something, pay no mind. He's just looking around.

Read: Lady Gaga Wore A Prosthetic Penis As Joe Calderone

Warehouse Pirate Bugs - The crown for worst penis of all time goes to this little creature, who uses his razor sharp dagger penis to cut a hole into the female's body and ejaculate into the wound. Needless to say, she usually dies right after childbirth.

To check out more bizarre and terrifying animal weenies, head to TheWeek.com

animals
Warehouse Pirate Bug
.

 

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