Play "Whack-A-Hipster" Game At Bumbershoot Music Festival
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So I would tell you all about this cool new game at the Bumbershoot music festival in Seattle where you get to bash a hipster right in their ironic facial hair, but you've probably never heard of it.
Wearing skinny jeans and a denim jacket, with a PBR in hand, the hipster pandemic has completely flooded cities like San Francisco, New York and Los Angeles, and doesn't look to be slowing down anytime soon.
Do your part in defending America from the flannel apocalypse by playing Whac-A-Hipster.
The game will be featured at the Toyota Prius Family Playground this weekend at Seattles' hipster-riddled Bumbershoot music festival.
Of course, if you think making the same old hipster-bashing jokes is too mainstream, you can always check out the music. Jane's Addiction, Tony Bennett, Skrillex, Gotye, M83, Passion Pit, Keane, Best Coast and tons more indie and rock bands will be there.