Presenting the Anti-Cheating Wedding Ring (It Leaves a Mark)
Fashion Meets Function?
There's no real way to know if your spouse is cheating on you. That's why you make them wear a sign that let's everyone know they're married. But for those who find it cruel to put a hot branding iron with the word "married" to his forehead, here's a wedding ring that promises to do it with a little less pain.
Introducing the Anti-Cheating Ring, a titanium wedding band that's engraved with the words "I'm Married."
After wearing it, the ring leaves an imprint of the words on your finger, presumably frightening away homewreckers and destroying your hubby's chances of sleeping around.
Writes TheCheeky.com, the ring's retailer:
"With Arnold, Tiger and two timing IMF guy in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating. The negative engraving on the inside means that when you are in the 'Club' and an attractive woman … or man comes along to chat, slipping your wedding ring off is not an option."
For only $550 you too can be sure your partner isn't dipping his pen in someone else's ink. Otherwise, if you really have to put an anti-cheating ring on your spouse, maybe you shouldn't have married the jerk in the firstplace.