Prince William's Beard: Hot Facial Hair Alert

It makes up for that sad, balding spot.

Gives ya something to grab hold of!

Let's face it: Bearded dudes are in. As Prince William demonstrates, a bit of scruff can minimize facial flaws, increase the manliness of the gent, and generally make anyone into a strapping hottie.

We're not sure that lumberjack chic is a wave we want to ride the whole way through, but we're all aboard the beard-train. Destination: hot as hell.

Side note: the stray 'stache can disappear from the celeb grooming catalog.