Real Gossip Girl Outed

Serena is so the new Tinsley.

Spotted: The real Serena van der Woodsen

Confess. You yearn to be Serena van der Woodsen. We do.

Yes, the family drama would be intense, and being that Chuck Bass is wicked-sexy, it would kinda be a shame that he was our brother. But we’re pretty much in agreement that the limitless AmEx, trips to Valentino, and invitations to just about any party, ever, would make up for all that.

But, seriously, life's about more than just parties and unlimited cash, right? Wrong.

To prove it, we introduce Exhibit A: Manhattan socialite and all around ritzy blueblood Tinsley Mortimer. Often described as the most famous face of the New York scene, this much photographed rich girl has been living the fab life since, well, forever!

We don’t know if she’s a bad girl gone good, but we can only imagine that growing up with fame, privilege, and an all-access pass to New York City, she didn’t go to boarding school because she wanted to learn. Sound like any other Upper East Siders we know?