Register to Vote, Get a Free Lap Dance at Wisconsin Strip Club
Diamond Jim's Wants You to Stand Up, or Rather, Sit Down, and Be Counted
Diamond Jim's Isabella Queen, a strip club in Republican vice presidential candidate Paul Ryan's hometown of Janesville, Wisconsin, is offering its patrons the chance to perform their civic duty, all the while seeing a little scantily clad booty. Go in and fill out a voter registration form at Diamond Jim's, and you'll get yourself a lap dance.
Diamond Jim's also offered the free lap dance for registering to vote during the 2008 election, when more than 200 people made trips to the polls after signing up at Janesville's home for pole dancing, Roll Call.com reports.
And lest you worry that you'll be getting your patriotism on in a gnarly strip joint, Diamond Jim's is different, according to reviews on an adult entertainment forum, Roll Call reports.
Diamond Jim's is "very clean," with a "laid back atmosphere" and "the most attractive women," according to those reviews, while we found feedback on another website in which a Diamond Jim's customer also praises the quality of the gentleman's club professionals, stating that "the owner must have called in the skank exterminator."
Here's our bottom line: the fact that that guy, the fan of "skank extermination," might be helping to vote in the next leader of the free world? Should make all of us rush to the polls to make our political voices be heard.