Republicans Have More Orgasms Than Democrats

An elephant never forgets ... to have sex.

But They Have Less Sex Overall

Republicans might fight for conservative issues in public, but behind bedroom doors they dish out a liberal amount of sexual pleasure. A new survey reveals Republicans have more orgasms than Democrats.

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It's quality over quantity in the Grand Ol' Party, as conservative Republicans reported having less sex but more orgasms than members on the opposite side of the political spectrum.

A survey of single people across America from Match.com reveals that 53% of conservative Republicans reported they achieve orgasm during sex, as opposed to just 40% from liberal Democrats.

So are roughneck cowgirl conservatives honestly kinkier in the bedroom, or do weak-willied liberals get too distracted by their hemp chai lattes? Probably neither. While the results show that Reps report a higher number orgasms, Dems are having sex more often.

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Among the other findings in the study:

- 50% of women say bad sex is a deal-breaker in a relationship, compared to 44% of men.

- Gay men are 9% more likely to believe in love at first sight, and 14% more likely to say they've been a part of it.

- 45% of men say they are turned off by a woman who doesn't care about her career.

- 90% of all the survey's respondents say there is absolutely no excuse for infidelity in a relationship.

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