Restalyne Injections Will Make Your Penis Bigger [POLL]

But, You Know, It's an Injection. Into Your Penis

Good news, bad news: First, a new study suggests there's a fairly quick way to enlarge penis size. The buzzkill: it involves getting an injection into your junk.

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LAWeekly.com is reporting results of a study conducted by Korea University, in which researchers found that injecting the family jewels with Restalyne increases the girth of the unit.

Or, in the more squirm-inducing language used by LAWeekly to describe the process, "Apparently injections of hyaluronic acid filler can increase girth when applied to the deep soft tissue in a 'back-and-forth' technique and 'homogenized with a roller.'"

The study results, published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, suggested that, in tests conducted on 50 men, the average growth spurt caused by the injections was 4 cm.

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And, after 18 months of treatment, the mens' partners averaged a 3.3 out of 4 satisfaction rating with the new and improved equipment.

All good news, but again, it must be pointed out: see that big needle in the photo at left? It would be plunged into your junk.

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