Rihanna Tells Piers Morgan to 'Grow a Dick'
Such a Delicate Flower, She Is
Oh, Rihanna. In a span of a few days, you turned heads with your new short hairdo, sparked outrage for kissing your creepy ex, Chris Brown, at the MTV Video Music Awards, were rumored to be the inspiration for a super creepy tattoo on Brown's neck and now, have gotten yourself into a little Twitter tiff with CNN talk show host Piers Morgan.
RiRi, you've been busy, girl.
As for Brown … eh. That you can forgive the man who beat you when he seems quite obviously to still have a giant chip on his shoulder … eh.
As for the hair, we think it looks great. You are truly one of the rare people who can pull off such a short style. It showcases your very pretty face.
Sadly, Piers Morgan doesn't agree, which he felt the need to share with the world (or at least, the 2.6 million people who follow him on Twitter).
"ps I think @Rihanna needs to grow her hair back. Fast." Morgan tweeted, apropos of nothing, on Sept. 9.
Which prompted Rihanna to respond thusly: "grow a dick..... FAST!!!!"
To which Morgan, never one to miss a good opportunity for publicity, er, an interview, retweeted and said, "This a good time to ask for an interview?"
"@piersmorgan haaaa! Only if it's not about cosmetics! But phuck yea lets do it!!!!!!!!!" tweeted Rihanna.
Morgan: "Going to be one hell of an interview now @rihanna - bring your A-game, lady. #CNN"
So, the lesson to be learned here, celebrities? Insult each other in front of nearly 3 million people (actually, way more than that … Rihanna has more than 25 million Twitter followers, which is a whole lot more people than watch Piers Morgan's show, which we fully believe he had noted when he decided to pick on someone's hairstyle) … uh, yeah, insult each other in front of 28 million people and you might just advance your career a bit.
Assuming Rihanna actually agrees to sit down for this interview, that is.