Robert Pattinson Uses Fake Names at Hotels

Monsieur Who?

You always hear about celebrities getting so famous they can't even use their own name when checking into a hotel. And Robert Pattinson has reached that status. It would probably be almost dangerous for him to check into a hotel under his real name!

We think it would be funny if Robert Pattinson checked into hotels with "Edward Cullen," but we guess that would be a little too obvious, huh? But the names the Twilight star uses when checking into hotels are, um, quite interesting. According to him, "I was Clive Handjob in Paris. Everyone in the hotel called me 'Monsieur Handjob'. That was good, cheap fun." Good, cheap fun! We love that Robert Pattinson teases people and convinces them he's a nobody.

When he's staying at a hotel, Robert doesn't even let the maids in to clean his room and make his bed anymore. He says, "I don't even pull the duvet down now because I don't want to see what's underneath." We get it. If we were hotel maids, we would totally go through all of Robert Pattinson's stuff! How could we resist?

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It's got to be a tough life for Robert, though, having to stay undercover all the time. He says, "I'm getting more conspicuous. I'm wearing two hoods, a hat and sunglasses, which kind of stands out in the middle of the night. So I'm learning to sprint." Ugh, it must be awful to have to do all that. But we guess that's the price of fame. And Robert Pattinson's fame is not going away any time soon!

And we wonder what Kristen Stewart calls herself when she checks into hotels with Robert Pattinson. Ahem.