Robert Pattinson Wants To Bite You

Interview with a vampire.

If the throngs of teenage girls are to be believed, Robert Pattinson is Edward Cullen, the vegetarian vampire he plays in the upcoming Twilight movie.

After all, Pattinson the man is still a relatively unknown 22-year-old British actor most famous for playing Cedric Diggory in two of the Harry Potter movies. So what's all the fuss about? The fuss is about Edward.

In mall appearances across America, Pattinson has been causing a Beatle-esque frenzy. One girl in San Francisco even suffered a broken nose when the vamp-loving crowd got particularly rowdy.

According to Robert, fans aren't able to distinguish between him and his on-screen persona. "The connection that I am an actor playing this character is sort of skipped."

To millions of girls--and, oddly enough, their mothers--Pattinson is the perfect blood-sucking boyfriend. Vampires haven't been this sexy since Brad Pitt.

And ladies, he's single.