Robert Pattinson's Art For Charity Features A Penis!
LimeLife's priceless discovery in Pattinson's art.
We reported Friday morning on the amazing story that Robert Pattinson had donated his own art to a charity for missing children. Here's something even more amazing -- look closely...there's a penis present!
At press time the Robert Pattinson penis picture -- er, Robert Pattinson art for charity -- was listed for a price of $970 on UK's eBay...suddenly it's worth much more! Pattinson donated the work for the organization Parents and Abducted Children Together, as one of the United Kingdom's most-attended social causes is missing children (remember how celebrities pulled together for little Madeline McCann?).
The sketch has been referred to as an "original self-portrait" of Robert Pattinson...gee willies, we'll say! There, toward the lower left-hand side in green, appears to be a very clear representation of the male genitalia. Robert Pattinson, is that how you see yourself?
Also take note that if other portions of this Robert Pattinson self-portrait are indeed Rob's take on himself, it's no wonder he says that he never thinks about anything...the cranial region appears to be quite empty, eh?
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Oh, come on Rob, you know we love you...but this is wild! If you're the one who buys the Robert Pattinson "original self-portrait," please contact us! Flip through our Pattinson slideshow...think the work of art really looks like Rob? Haha!


