Robert Pattinson's Haircut: Man Beauty

This image will haunt our dreams.

Sometimes hair makes the man. Sometimes not.

There are just some guys whose looks improve when man hair is added into the mix, think Ozzy Osborne (Do you wanna see this guy with a crew cut? Me thinks not!) and some guys who should just cut it off.

We're glad that Robert Pattinson decided on the later. His wayward locks were bothersome, not to mention greasy and way not sexy. We no likey.

Here's some men who 'do it better:

David Beckham: When he bends it, while flashing some muscular thigh, we’ll admit that his hair isn’t the first thing on our minds. But all sexiness aside, Becks can totally pull off the long hair.

Richard Gere: Ok, we picked this guy as an ode to our Mothers. Yes, all that time spent  watching An Officer and a Gentleman really made an impression on our small, innocent minds.

Jon Bon Jovi: Listen, Bon Jovi’s music wouldn't have been half as good if it wasn’t for his mound of 80s man hair. We especially like the styling, although it may be slippery when wet!

Antonio Banderas: What would a Latin lover be without his long lover's locks? Whether it’s tied back in a Zorro mask or blowing free in the wind, we gotta admit, it works.