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Scarlett Johansson Sells Tissue on eBay

In Celebs by Liz , on Friday, December 19, 2008, 7:00 AM (PST)
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Gross, ScarJo.
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Mucus to feed the masses.

File this under: "We couldn't make this shiz up if we tried." Scarlett Johansson is selling her snot.

During her appearance this past Wednesday on The Tonight Show, ScarJo was suffering from the sniffles. She blamed the cold on her Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson and proceeded to blow into a tissue.

That tissue is now being sold on eBay. At last we checked, the current bid stood at over $2,000! Proceeds from the sale of the moneyed mucus will benefit USA Harvest, the charity Scarlett selected to be the recipient of her bacteria-filled bidding.

Our favorite part of this delightful story might just be the comments that have been left on the eBay auction page.

Q: Regarding authenticity, is it possible that Ms. Johansson and/or Mr. Jackson could sign the tissue?

A: Ms. Johansson has signed the ziplock bag that the tissue was encased in live on the show.

Well, yeah, because you never want to buy bodily secretions unless they've been properly authenticated.

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Comments (2)
Posted By galabs2000 (3 years ago)
I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
 
Posted By Daisy (3 years ago)
Since you seem to know so much about Scarlett clones, galabs, are these clones in any way tied to the stem cells that Woody Allen has been harvesting to keep up his libido?
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