Scarlett Johansson Sells Tissue on eBay
Mucus to feed the masses.
File this under: "We couldn't make this shiz up if we tried." Scarlett Johansson is selling her snot.
During her appearance this past Wednesday on The Tonight Show, ScarJo was suffering from the sniffles. She blamed the cold on her Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson and proceeded to blow into a tissue.
That tissue is now being sold on eBay. At last we checked, the current bid stood at over $2,000! Proceeds from the sale of the moneyed mucus will benefit USA Harvest, the charity Scarlett selected to be the recipient of her bacteria-filled bidding.
Our favorite part of this delightful story might just be the comments that have been left on the eBay auction page.
Q: Regarding authenticity, is it possible that Ms. Johansson and/or Mr. Jackson could sign the tissue?
A: Ms. Johansson has signed the ziplock bag that the tissue was encased in live on the show.
Well, yeah, because you never want to buy bodily secretions unless they've been properly authenticated.


