Snooki's Boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, Proposes to Her?

Courtesy of Steppin' Out Magazine

And we feel ill

Not that it's likely you read Steppin' Out magazine. But if you happened to pick up this month's copy, you could be in for a shock. Who's on the cover? Snooki's latest boy-toy, Jeff Miranda. What's he doing? Proposing to her! Um, will she say yes?

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We just have one question: Who does this? Clearly, someone Jersey Shore's Snooki would date. And while we don't have any word on Snooki's reaction just yet, we assume she must have seen this magazine cover floating around on RadarOnline.com. Did they spoil Jeff's surprise? After all, the magazine isn't due out for another two weeks.

Jeff Miranda is on the cover of the latest issue of Steppin' Out, down on one knee (sans shirt, obvi) with the text "Will you marry me?" below him? Miranda tells the magazine, "I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children... I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother." Barf.

We know that all Snooki really wants to do is get married to a juicehead and have little guido babies. But is this too much, too soon? We think so, and we think it's going to scare Snooki right off.  Of course, Jeff says he knows Snooki will say yes to his proposal.

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Is this not the cheesiest thing you've ever heard? Especially considering Jeff and Snooki haven't been dating for much over a month. Like Jeff Miranda could be any more obvious that he's out looking for some major publicity. Run, Snooki, run!!

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If Snooki says yes? We could all be getting ready for the Jersey Shore wedding of the century!