Spencer Put a Fugly Ring on It

Um, what's with that ring?

Heidi Montag’s wedding ring might be the ugliest thing we’ve ever seen. Besides Spencer Pratt’s face, that is.

Is that a green twisty tie? A left over belly button ring from 1993? What? What? Again we are bewildered by this couples' choices.

We don’t know how they do in The Hills, but we think if you’re selling your soul to MTV your can afford a diamond. Heck, multiple diamonds. BIG ones!!

And white nails, Heidi? Now that’s just trashy with a capital "T".