Stripper Arrested for Stabbing Woman with Stiletto Heels

Those aren't the kind of tips she was looking for.

Being a stripper today is no easy job. Just ask the poor exotic dancer who, on her first day at the office, was stabbed by a co-worker with a pair of razor sharp stiletto heels.

Her attacker, 22 year-old Chetania Davis, went berserk on the poor woman's face after an apparent argument.  The victim, a 52 year-old noobie to the Ohio nightclub, suffered wounds that would require seven staples in her face.

According to police, Davis went psycho on the newcomer because she felt the club didn't need anymore dancers. Her lawyer, of course, says she was merely acting in self-defense.

Today Davis was sentenced to a year's probation for her attack, which means she's probably back on stage looking to pay off her legal fees.

Jeez. As a non-stilleto-wearing man, I always knew high heels were painful. But I didn't know they could be so easily converted into weapons. So the next time I'm out with a girl and she's got heels on, I'll be sure to treat her cautiously. The last thing I want is to upset someone with knives on their feet.