The Claws Come Out - The City Recap

Can I move in, pleeeease?

Thanks, Jay. I love looking at your dirty socks.

Ok people, what century do we live in? Because I swear, if it weren't for the iPhones and Crackberries, I'd say The City was a period drama taking place before the 19th Amendment. Have none of these people heard Beyonce? We're independent women now.

In a rare move, Whitney attempted to stand up for herself, however, as usual she effed it up and just ended up stooping to catty Liv's level. I don't like passive aggressive witchiness and I certainly don't like watching it.

Speaking of passive aggressive, Allie manipulates Adam into letting her move in with him (sad). He in turn kicks Jay out which results in Jay telling Whitney he needs to stay at her place for "a while." Because Whitney is spineless she "umms" her way into agreeing. He promptly tells her to make him some food. Again Whit, the feminist movement happened. Remember all that business with Elizabeth Cady Stanton and Susan B. Anthony? I think it's time to review.

In news concerning Erin, she is drunk and weepy over Duncan (who she doesn't seem to like, let alone love) and involved with her ex JR. The best part of last night was Erin saying, “Part of my heart will always love JR, and the 18-year-old in me still loves him.” Right, but the 23 year-old in you is sleeping with him.

I'll conclude this recap with a little advice to Whit and Liv - if you work in fashion PR you should know the names of some fashion editors. It's part of the job. Both of you looked like twits at that dinner. Oh, and Liv you get a gold star for knowing Graydon Carter's name.