The Hills Season 5 Preview

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Still stuck on the hill

We have to admit, the new preview for season 5 of The Hills has us pretty excited for the upcoming show. We know, we know, it's all fake, but we eat this stuff up. And Kristin Cavallari is totally back.

Or as the preview says, "the bitch is back." Yikes. But even though Lauren Conrad is no more on The Hills, it looks like there's still going to be plenty of entertainment. And even more drama.

First of all, Kristin is going straight for Audrina Patridge's ex Justin Bobby and that will obvioulsy make Audrina less than happy.

And now, with a married couple on the show, there's even baby drama! Girls, here's how you know your husband probably isn't ready for a baby. You bring up wanting to have children and he says, "You're 22, yo." If "yo" is still in his vocabulary, let's just say he's probably too young. Of course we're talking about Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Let us pray they do not have children any time soon. If ever.

And in even more dramatic happenings, it looks like Heidi's sister, Holly, might be heading to rehab with a bit of a drinking problem. We're sure there are some life lessons to be learned from this.

The end of the preview is probably the best with Heidi asking Spencer, "Are you going to wear that hat everywhere?" Seriously! Why is he still wearing that freaking cowboy hat? We don't get it.

Are you over The Hills or did this preview get you a tad bit excited for the upcoming season? It starts on September 29!

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