The Hotties of the NCAA - ManSnack
You can't escape it. Embrace it.
March Madness is upon us. Yes, this is the time of year when everyone becomes a basketball expert, filling out their brackets and yelling out absurd comments like, "Yes! You thought you could take the Boston, but you can't, beyotch!" in their cubes like no one else can hear them. It's all very silly, and all very fun all rolled up into one delicious B-ball snack.
A mansnack that is. Because, in the wake of all this crazy sports talk (which I don't speak), I have to escape to a subject I do know - sexy men.
Let's begin:
Jeff Adrien, UConn:
He's a 6-foot-6, 225 pound senior. A Husky to the core and a battler to the end, this baller is out for blood. And according to the UConn website, is an excellent rebounder. I'm going to take this statement as meaning he'd make an excellent one night stand.
Keith Wilkinson, USC:
Stats: He's a 6-foot-10 (6-foot-10!), 225 pound senior. And supposedly has an "excellent outside shot for a big man and is very active with his balls." I don't exactly know what that means, but really, that statement can imply so many different things. Mainly dirty ones.
Tyler Hansbrough, UNC
He's a 6-foot-9, 250 pound senior. And just look at this dunk. I sure hope he can put those skills to good use in the bedroom.
