Tom Cruise on Leno: Stalkers, Showtunes, and Sadness

Please stop.

Apparently, Crazy Cruise has a nemesis by the name of Edward Van Tassel.

Tassel, an Iraqi war veteran, has been stalking Cruise for the past few months, and recently attempted to hand deliver a letter to the Cruise estate in Beverly Hills. It did not go over well. One thing led to another, and now Ed is banished.

Yep, that's right. So the next time you decide to stop by and have a chat with Katie, you could find yourself slapped with a restraining order.

Speaking of crazies, Tommy was back to his couch jumping antics (almost) when he stopped by for a chat with Leno last night. When questioned about his musical theatre experience, Tom revealed he had starred in Guys and Dolls. This somehow led to an uncomfortable Elvis impression, gyrating hips and all.