Touch Lindsay Lohan? Go To Jail!

Don't touch Lindsay and her leggings.

Here's some advice: avoid any physical contact with Lindsay Lohan, and not because her fake tan might rub off on you. No, touching La Lohan could get you arrested.

Daniel Patrick Combs knows first hand the perils of rubbing up against Lindsay. On Wednesday he was arrested in Phoenix for trying to grab LoHo outside a nightclub. Maybe he was just trying to get her attention?

Whatever the case, Lohan and Sam Ronson weren't having it. Dan found himself behind bars faster than Lindsay can peel off her spandex.

Don't mess with the Lohan.