Victoria Has David by the Twins - Beckhams to Re-Wed

Why must the Beckham boys dress like super heroes?

Again with the love making?

I don’t know who I'd rather be, Victoria Beckham or David Beckham. On the one hand, I could score goals with panther-like grace. On the other hand, I could shop the stores with cheetah like prowess. Either way, I'd be some sort of jungle cat. I don't know why I associate big kitties with the Beckhams, but just go with it, mkay?

Anyway, the cat-woman and her soccer mate are rumored to be planning a super huge re-commitment ceremony in July to celebrate their 10-year wedding anniversary. Word on the street is, they're even gonna get all economical and reuse the golden thrones they sat their royal rumps on during their first lavish ceremony.

“It will be a no-expense spared extravaganza, made all the more special after their enforced separation. David says it will be like another wedding and he’s even talking about using the thrones again.”

But wait, this isn't the first time Posh and Becks have renewed their commitment to each other. This couple already re-wed at their Hertfordshire mansion in May 2006.

I'm glad these two have their priorities in check.