WATCH: New PETA "Boyfriend Went Vegan" Campaign's Sexual Promises [VIDEO]
New PETA Campaign: Your Vegan Boyfriend Will Be Amazing in Bed
What crazy scare tactic or toying with the emotions is PETA up to with their latest campaign?
This time around, PETA has taken a completely different approach, somehow tying veganism with mind-boggling great sex that's so rough it'll land you in a neck brace.
Bizarre doesn't even scratch the surface here, and some are crying foul that the ad looks more like violence against women than anything else.
Maybe it's this muddled message that's made the campaign's video go viral.
The video's description explains, "BWVAKTBOOM is a phenomenon that is sweeping the nation and affecting countless individuals whose partners have gone vegan."
The ad notes that Jessica suffers from BWVAKTBOOM -- "boyfriend went vegan and knocked the bottom out of me -- a painful condition that occurs when boyfriends go vegan and can suddenly bring it like a tantric porn star."
So, what are we to take from this? If you like rough sex, then convince your boyfriend to become a vegan?
At the end, they urge you to go to BWVAKTBOOM.com to learn how to go vegan... safely.
On the BWVAKTBOOM site, they share, "For years, women have been open to the physical, emotional, and karmic benefits of veganism. But now, more and more men are discovering the perks of a plant-based diet. More specifically, a dramatic increase in their wang power and sexual stamina."
The site warns, "Unfortunately, the consequences of all this mind-blowing intercourse can often lead to sex injuries such as whiplash, pulled muscles, rug burn, and even a dislocated hip."
The site offers handy tips for "Playing It Safe," ranging from wearing a sex helmet and goggles, staying well hydrated and sex proofing your home.
What any of this has to do with being a vegan escapes little ole me.