Want To Date A Hot Prisoner? Try Meet-An-Inmate.com
"These Inmates Have Nothing But Time On Their Hands"
Do arsonists make you hot under the collar? Does fraud make you frisky? Do you want a car thief to hotwire your heart? Then check out Meet-an-Inmate.com, a place to date boys and babes behind bars.
The unique dating website provides a penpal system for convicts and criminals who want a chance at romance, proving that not even a maximum security prison can lock out true love.
"These inmates have nothing but time on their hands and can't wait to hear from you," the website reads.
"Even though these men and women are in prison, it doesn't mean that they are bad individuals. The majority of these inmates are fun, loving, clever, reliable, sexy and very passionate."
Prospective daters in the free world can visit the site and choose from inmates of either sex in their desired age range. There you can see dozens of inmate profiles that list interests, dreams, physical attributes and the crime(s) they've committed.
For example, Ashley in Oregon writes: "I'm placing this ad because sometimes I feel so alone and I guess we all need someone to make us feel special. I'm open to all possibilities right now, be it friendship or more. I'm 23 years old, so I've got plenty of life left before me. I'll be looking forward to your letter soon. P.S. I'm very open minded..."
Ashley has been arrested twice for meth use and five times for assault.
Of course, no one really expects to find anyone who's completely innocent through the service. After all, it IS prison.
"These men and women are inmates and are usually in prison for good reason," the site says. "This is meet-an-inmate.com, not meet-a-girl-scout.com."
To take your own crack at finding love behind bars (or just to have a really depressing and hilarious read) check out Meet-An-Inmate.com