Watch: David Hasselhoff Lean Pockets Ads Go Viral [VIDEO]

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David Hasselhoff's Bizarre Hot Pocket Ads Go Viral

I don't want to imply that David Hasselhoff is desperate, but ...

The Hoff is starring in new Lean Pockets ads, as a character named Gunther "Mr. Lean" Hasselhoff.

Just when you thought the Hoff weird factor couldn't get any more bizarre.

While it beats watching Hasselhoff drunkenly trying to eat a hamburger while laying on the floor, it may just rank slightly above that on the weird scale.

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In the new campaign for Lean Pockets, Hasselhoff plays a German cousin to the Hoff, employing his best German accent in full force.

Mr. Lean talks a woman into choosing the Lean Pockets over a greasy burger, else she may wind up hooking up with some chubby guy with back hair, who she will marry and have hairy babies with.

Fun visual of kids shaving each others' eyebrows thought.

The series of Mr. Lean videos featuring Hasselhoff are doing really well, with this one snagging more than 1 million views.

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What do you think of Hasselhoff in the Hot Pockets ads?

Also, do those Lean Pockets look gross or what?