What's the Matter with Kanye West?

Doritos has nothing on Kanye.

Kanye West has a chip on his shoulder the size of Texas. Whether it's cameramen, fellow rappers, or the president, the hip hop guru seems to pick a fight with everyone he meets.

His latest feud is with faux-talking-head funnyman Stephen Colbert. The pseudo-pundit declared war on West after passing him on the charts, and West responded on Twitter with his usual grace: “Who the #*&@ is Stephen Colbert?”

This got us thinking: King Kanye knows how to time these things. After all, his new album, 808s & Heartbreak, has been selling like raplicious hotcakes ever since it came out a couple weeks ago, so maybe he’s smarter than we think.

 At least we hope so. That ego could poke an eye out.