White House Party Crasher Michaele Salahi Sings [Video]
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In Michaele Salahi's mind, she was invited to the White House and can sing and dance. But in reality, well, let's just that say she clearly did not receive an invite and that a monkey in a blonde wig can deliver a sexier musical performance. Check out this video of Salahi singing her debut single, "Bump It."
Salahi, 45, wore a zebra-print dress and some high heels for her musical debut on NBC Miami Monday morning, and we're still reeling from the performance.
Singing lyrics like "I'm so hot and you're so not," the Real Housewives of D.C. star pranced (actually, more like shuffled) her way around a news studio while leather-clad backup dancers wiggled behind her. Meanwhile, a buddy rapper interjected every now and then to hip it up.
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Watching the whole ordeal, and trying to figure out if Salahi is actually impressed with her own Valley Girl vocals, physically hurt my brain and now I can't feel my toes. So, fair warning, viewers with a history of heart problems and/or a sensitive gag reflex may want to skip hitting the play button below.
Of course, if you want to continue the experience, go grab "Bump It" at iTunes.