Worst (Best?) Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunctions Ever [PHOTOS]

These Are the Worst -- by Which We Mean Best -- Wardrobe Malfunctions Ever Suffered by the Rich and Famous

Thank you, Janet Jackson. Before you and your bared boob at the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show, we didn't have an official term to bandy about when a celeb suffers a public humiliation at the hands of his or her clothing.

But, again thanks to you, and your boob and that weird sunburst thingy on it, we now call those humiliations Wardrobe Malfunctions.

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Yours, as the one that gave us the term, is the wardrobe malfunction by which all other wardrobe malfunctions will forever be measured, and the ones we've included in this gallery are truly worthy of being called wardrobe malfunctions.

PS -- You'll note a lack of Lindsay Lohan photos in our gallery. That's because a) she has so many wardrobe malfunctions that she'd need her own gallery, and b) because her "malfunctions" are just as likely to be intentional as not. (Ditto Tara Reid and Paris Hilton).

Now, enjoy the show …