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Penis Pants: Would You Wear These NSFW Leggings?

Just when you think you've seen all the crazy fashion options you thought possible ... comes penis leggings.

While I wish this was just an SNL parody commercial, penis leggings are, in fact, a reality.

Penis leggings are apparently for when you're feeling a bit saucy ... or like a total dick ...  and, at a glance or a distance, the pants just seem to have a strange pattern.

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Upon closer inspection? Yep, there's an assortment of penises for your eyes to take in.

All shapes, sizes, colors, etc. are represented, though the burning question may be: "WHY?!?"

If you're looking for a conversation starter, these may be the pants for you.

If you like to make a statement, then maybe you'd consider these.

If you like to cross lines of appropriateness in public, then these certainly fit the bill.

But, wearing the NSFW penis pants to school pick-up, the grocery store, or just about anywhere, would seem ill-advised.

What do you think of these outrageous pants?

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You can get a closer look at the unique pattern on the Bas Kosters website.

They are just about guaranteed to get the wearer plenty of attention!

Although, it could be worse... it could be mantyhose: