You Too Can Own a Piece of Michael Jackson

This would look great in front of my house.

The best garage sale, EVER!

Guess what, guys? My Wednesday just got a whole lot better -  M.J. is auctioning off more than 2,000 of his personal items! Sh'mon!

So when and where is all this fabulous selling going on? Mark your calendars and bring your checkbook to The Beverly Hilton Hotel on April 22-25. That's right, come April the Neverland Ranch gates could be yours.

But they won't come cheap. The gates, which feature "parcel gilt and black iron, crested with a red and gilded crown and a gilded Michael Jackson, banner with British Coat of Arms in the center" are estimated to sell for between $20,000 - $30,000. That's a whole lotta change.

What else is going on the auction block? Some fingerless gloves? Instructions on how to moon-walk? Some skinny jeans?

I can't wait.